Ben Dirs Quotes
Ben Dirs is a sports journalist for BBC Online who writes about and provides live commentary on a number of sports.
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Vaughan is lurking in the dressing room gloom like some mad woman spying into her next door neighbours' garden.
Hayden marches down the pitch towards Collymore, bat raised, as if he's just returned from the theatre to find him rifling through his wife.
Colly doing a good, no-frills, manful job for England here, just one from the over. He is to cricket what Jim Taggart is to detective work.
I like Monty, I'd like to sit with my arm round him on the sofa all night watching documentaries on BBC Four.
Just two from the over, Anderson tighter than Andy Fordham's watch strap.
Hayden hits his fourth four of the over off the final ball, riding a dreamy steer through the covers. Boom boom boom let me hear you say way-ooh.
I'd imagine Janowicz is a fine lover - a big, bear of a man but with the hands of a miniature portrait painter.
Monty went beserk, like a toddler who's just been told he can't have a Happy Meal.
There's Jamie Murray in the crowd - I assume that's his woman, otherwise her actual boyfriend might be extremely irate.
Murali is really struggling out there, he looked like Heather Mills McCartney making her way to bed from her en suite bathroom fielding down at fine-leg.
Having seen the replay, I think Steve Bucknor was right. I like Bucknor, in fact, he might be my only friend.
A well-deserved standing ovation from the Lord's faithful and what can you say about any Collingwood innings? Nuggety, earthy, gritty. All hail Ross Kemp - give that man his own cop show on ITV.