26 quotes
Oh, the saddest of sights in a world of sin
Is a little lost pup with his tail tucked in!
The Laughing Muse (1915)
The Cat on your hearthstone to this day presages,
By solemnly sneezing, the coming of rain!
The Laughing Muse (1915)
The Pilgrims landed, worthy men,
And, saved from wreck on raging seas,
They fell upon their knees, and then
Upon the Aborigines.
The Laughing Muse (1915)
Hail Guest! We ask not what thou art:
If Friend, we greet thee, hand and heart;
If Stranger, such no longer be;
If Foe, our love shall conquer thee.
The Mirthful Lyre (1918)
Oh, the Brown Missouri Mule has a copper-plated throat,
And the welkin splits apart when he hits an upper note.
Gaily the Troubadour (1936)
When life is woe,
And hope is dumb,
The World says, "Go!"
The Grave says, "Come!"
The finest thing in London is the Bobby;
Benignant information is his hobby.
The Light Guitar (1923)
Lightly we follow our cue,
Exit, pursued by a bear.
Gaily the Troubadour (1936)
Drab is the town as a shawl-hooded crone,
And dreary and cold with a chill all its own.
You ask them for bread and they give you a scone,
In Glasgow.
The Light Guitar (1923)
The Fawns don't dine
When a Wolf's about,
And the Porcupine
Puts his quill points out.
Amœbas at the start
Were not complex;
They tore themselves apart,
And started Sex.
Of all cold words of tongue or pen
The worst are these: "I knew him when ——"
The sword of Charlemagne the Just
Is Ferric Oxide, known as rust.
On the Vanity of Earthly Greatness (1930)
Thus have I sorrowed,
Learning to my cost
That a book that's borrowed
Is a book that's lost!
Gaily the Troubadour (1936)
Bless the four corners of this house,
And be the lintel blest;
And bless the hearth and bless the board
And bless each place of rest.
The Mirthful Lyre (1918)
The three-toed tree-toad
Sings his sweet ode
To the moon;
The funny bunny
And his honey
Trip in tune.
The Light Guitar (1923)
Then up he rose, and forth they went
Away from battleground, fortress, tent,
Mountain, wilderness, field and farm,
Death and the General, arm in arm.
Death and General Putnam.
Death and General Putnam, and 101 Other Poems (1935)
I breathed a song into the air;
That little song of beauty rare
Is flying still, for all I know,
Around the world by Radio.
The Light Guitar (1923)
They earned a name that lives in song,
Those woodsmen stout and plucky
Whose hair and rifles both were long—
The Hunters of Kentucky.
It's lovely having grass and trees and flowers
(Of course, at times, mosquitoes are a pest).
Yes, life is life out here in Rangely Towers
(Of course Some People like the city best)!
The Laughing Muse (1915)