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I just can't imagine anyone not seeing 9/11 as a really good reason for wiping out Islamic totalitarians.
God said so: Go forth, be fruitful, multiply, and rape the planet — it's yours.
Conservatives have a problem with women. For that matter, all men do.
The Cornell Review (1984)
Democrats want to turn the entire citizenry into welfare recipients.
These people can't even wrap up genocide. We've been hearing about this slaughter in Darfur forever — and they still haven't finished.
Muslims are the only people who make feminists seem laid-back.
They better hope the United States doesn't roll over one night and crush them. They are lucky we allow them to exist on the same continent.
The nonsense about President Obama being a Muslim has got to stop. I rise to defend him from this absurd accusation by pointing out that he is obviously an atheist.
People who are afraid of ideas whitewash Reagan like they whitewash Jesus. Sorry to break it to you, but the Reagan era did not consist of eight years of Reagan joking about his naps.
There are a lot of bad Republicans; there are no good Democrats.
In the history of the nation, there has never been a political party so ridiculous as today's Democrats. It's as if all the brain-damaged people in America got together and formed a voting bloc.
I’ve never seen people enjoying their husbands’ deaths so much.
Godless : The Church of Liberalism (2006)
Where there is a vacuum of ideas, paranoia slips in.
Slander : Liberal Lies About the American Right (2002)
I think our motto should be, post-9-11, "raghead talks tough, raghead faces consequences."
So for those of you who haven't read any of my five best-selling books: Liberals are driven by Satan and lie constantly.
Uttering lines that send liberals into paroxysms of rage, otherwise known as "citing facts," is the spice of life.
If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans (2007)
Liberals have managed to eliminate the idea of manly honor. Instead, all they have is womanly indignation.
I really liked Deadheads and the whole Dead concert scene: the tailgating, the tie-dye uniforms, the camaraderie — it was like NASCAR for potheads.
You don't want the Republicans in power, does that mean you want a dictatorship, gay boy?
Liberals hate religion because politics is a religion substitute for liberals and they can't stand the competition.
Slander : Liberal Lies About the American Right (2002)