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Quotes from Dice Rules — Andrew Dice Clay

born 1957 United States

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When you jerk off, you’re saying, “Hey, I care about me.”

Dice Rules (1991)

Korean delis, Indian newsstands, Greek diners, and ass-fuckin' parties every night of the week! That's New York, how are ya?!

Dice Rules (1991)

What am I looking at? I want to eat you like a tossed fucking salad!

Dice Rules (1991)

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Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Andrew Dice Clay (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.